TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @
@ and now A @ @ @
@ starwars scroll @ @ @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ what do you say ? you`ve seen such a
scroller before ? but can it do this ? Yeaaaaaaah! realtime
rotated starwars- scroller with twen-
ty Letters per line! Hey HO - Let`s Go!
I`m SHADOW and I`m the guy in SANITY
who trade the software around with
my HST - now it`s the time to
congratulate CHAOS and PANTHER for the
great coding, Cthulhu for the
pictures, Cruiser for the fonts and
the logos and Jester for the nice sound
you are listing right now - oh my
god I don`t know what to write now
.... - if you are a real cool dude and
if you have a HST then get on a TRIP
TO THE MOON with your AMIGA. it`s
not a SANITY BBS but I`m the COsysop of
this upcoming star in the net of users
-just do it!- info:this box is
soon running on an ARCHIMEDES - oh shit
it`s late and I have to learn over fifty
pages of fucking stuff in my
school-book - one thing have to be
told in this scrolly: Do you
still get a copy of your SANITY-DISKCOPY
-(DE)CODER-PROGRAM ? NO ? WHY ?
It`s the best way to have safety
DOS-Discs and the best copy results of
your (?!) software that`s true because
I tested it for months - ok, enjoy
the demo and notice: SANITY the software
you believe in WE'LL SEE MORE OF THE STARWARS-SCROLLER LATER BUT NOW SOMETHING ELSE... HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FLYING CHESSPLANE ?
NO?????? BUT WE HAVE--------NICE EH?!!!!!!!!NOW THE GREETS -------- INCOM- PLETE AS EVER THIS ISWHAT WE CALL ANINCONVEXCHESS- PLANE! DEMO OR DIE I love cubes, so here comes another one. well, this one's only in 2 frames, but it`s got something special. WHAT'S GOD SPELLED REVERSE? great! i like
scrol- ling
i like zoo-
ming i like
ben- ding yeaaaa
aaaaaa aaaaaa
aaaaaa aaaaah
!!!!!! it
seems as if
i have to wr-
ite a scroll
text now... do you
know what
it means
to write
text in a 6
char column
?????? that
leaves to
very stran-
ge hyphe-
natio- ns. it`s
really terri-
ble, but at
least i dont
have to wr-
ite in capit-
al le- tters. well,
i have to st-
op now theres
much to
come, but we
will repeat
all parts
later to
scroll some
text @ AND NOW SOMETHING SPECIAL. AN INCONVEX CHESSPLANE ! HOW CAN CHESSPLANES BE INCONVEX ?
SCROLLING IS ALWAYS GOOD. NOW LET US SHOW YOU OUR WATER-SCROLL! ANOTHER IMPOSSIBLE AND NEW EFFECT --- THE WATER SCROLL THERE WAS A GUY AN UNDERWATER GUY WHO CONTROLLED THE SEA GOT KILLED BY TEN MILLION POUNDS OF SLUDGE FROM NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY credits
------------------ coding: chaos
panther gfx: cthulhu
cruiser music: jester
------------------ zoom-effect
landscape scroller Vectorcubes
starwars scroller Scrolltext-Cube
and this tunnel by chaos parallax scroller
chessplane water scroller
by panther pictures
by cthulhu titles, fonts and
logo by cruiser soundtrack
by jester scrolltext censor
chaos ------------------ thanks to orky for letting
jester write this module on his
computer and andreas luetjen of
hertie technischer kundendienst stade
for the very fast repair of chaos`
amiga it takes more than
good relations to some of the major
spirits in this branch of the
multiverse to code good demos, good
coding is impor- tant, too. i want
to tell you some- thing about it. the zoom effect
is a simple trick, but it hasn`t been
done till now. the pictures are not
digitized, if you don`t believe me
just rip them and take a closer look the 144 vector-cu-
bes are 16x16 big. to be more precise
it`s 136 bobs and 8 sprites, but
that doesn`t mat- ter. my code is
twice as fast as celebrandil`s, and
my is more innova- tive and not just
another record,but celebrandil got
perspective and more colors. extra
luxus costs extra time. the starwarsscroll
is no trick at all but pure processor
power. no copper, no blitter, just
brute force. it must be noticed
that a 20 column starwars scroll
takes nearly twice the time than a 10
column version.but only a coder who
did one can know this. the scroll cube is
put together of 1200 bobs 8x8. the
problem was not the blit, the pro-
blem was the cal- culation of the
position (32 Bit fixed point!) with
less exact calcu- lations it would
look like in mes- merized. (fantas-
tic demo anyway!!) DIE UHR BESTIMMT DIE ZEIT --- DESHALB WERDEN UHREN ZUR ZEITBESTIMMUNG BENUTZT IN FACT, THIS DEMO IS SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE. IT WAS NECESSARY TO CHANGE THE SPACE-TIME-CONTINUUM TO MAKE IT RUN. IN SEVERAL SESSIONS WE ESTABLISHED A DIRECT LINK TO A BLACK HOLE TO GAIN PROCESSOR-TIME. THE CODE CONTAINS SPECIAL PATTERNS THAT FORCE THE INTERGALACTIC WORM-HOLES TO OBEY OUR WILL. THE PROBLEM IS THAT IF THIS DEMO RUNS TO MANY TIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY THE UNIVERSE WILL TIP OVER AND CHANGE INTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND MUCH MORE BIZARRE. CAREFUL CALCULATIONS REVEALED THAT DEMOS COULD BE EXTREMELY VALUABLE IN THIS NEW UNIVERSE IF YOU SELL THEM TO SOFTWARE-COMPANIES. LET'S TRY TO CHANGE THE WORLD BY LETTING THIS DEMO RUN ON EVERY AMIGA AT THIS SUMMIT!!!
DURING ONE OF THE SESSIONS GOD GOT ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT IN MY DF1 AND WAS FORMATTED ---- SORRY GUYS. FORMATTING GOD IS A TERRIBLE CRIME, AND IT CAN'T BE DONE WITHOUT BEING DETECTED BY THE VATICAN. TWO DAYS AFTER THE SESSION I SAW SOME SUSPICIOUS LOOKING GUYS SNEAKING AROUND MY NEIGHBOURHOOD. I FLED IN FEAR, ALL I TOOK WITH ME WAS THE FORMATTED GOD DISK. BUT THEY SAW ME. AFTER AN EXCITING HUNT THEY LOST ME AND I ARRIVED TOTALLY EXHAUSTED AT PANTHER'S HOME. we (chaos and pan-
ther) examined the disk carefully and
found out, that i formatted it quick,
the data (god) could be rescued !!! we first tried the
diskdoctor, but he was only half done
with his work when the earth trembled.
all the sanity stickers fell off
the wall, the Amiga- monitor had terrible
sync-problems, dust fell from the cei-
ling and we were in terrible fear. we
tried every tool and the sky turned from
blue to blood-red, then to a fearsome
dark and finally to a demon-like post-
yellow. it began to rain disks with
illegal copies of defender of the
crown and marble madness, all with
a selections of the most terrible virus
ever written, and panthers room was
totally devastated. but we finally made
it, i don`t know how and why, but we re-
paired the disk. WE RELEASED GOD FROM THE DISK, BUT BEFORE THAT WE CONVINCED HIM TO HAVE A SHORT CHAT WITH THE POPE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THE VIRGIN BIRTH AND CONDOMS. BUT WE PROMISED NEVER EVER AGAIN TO MESS AROUND WITH THE BASICS OF THE UNIVERSE... @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @
@ the return of @ @ @
@ the @ @ @
@ starwarsscroller @ @ @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ in a few seconds,
this scroller will get totally un-
readable! this is my (Chaos) one and only
chance to write what i want, things and
stories nobody wants to hear and those
who heard them wish they have never been
born, or (if they are smarter) i have
never been born. Anyway, what color
are handkerhiefs? Black or white? if
you say white, your are wrong. it seems
white, but only because it is black.
If something appears white, it reflects
all the light, all the rays are spread
across the room, but there is no light
inside the handkerchief, there-
fore it is Black (dark). if someth-
ing appears black, it absorbes all the
light, everything gets into it and it
must be totally filled with light,
it is white. (bad hyphenation a-
bove, but i must keep the block!) this, of course, is
corresponding to a new branch of
science, the pseudo- philosophy. pseudo-
philosophy is a kind of progressive
brooning and com- pletely understood
only by neosyle- broonists. it is
difficult to get information about
neosylebroonismus, but i guess the
vereinigung zur verbreitung pop-
schen kulturgutes or the organisierte
popkameraden nev can help you. I can`t do greetings
in this scroll because it`s dif-
ficult to keep the block with many
unrelated, long words, and this
scroll looks good only with a well-
formed block. But perhaps i can send
some messages to less important
people (I don`t want to greet someone
really important here, because nobody
can read this) Hy Headcrash. I hope
you improve your coding soon, perhaps
you can join us. Achim! you did it!
sonntag nacht ge- hoert ihm, jeden
sonntag kommt er herab, paul e pop,
der mann aus dem jenseits ! It`s so sad. Higgens
left. Jeff quited. the rest did nothing
all the time. only me and shadow
are left from the old undertakers.
thats the way it is, now we are in sanity coders code
swappers swap spreaders spread
organizers organize musicians compose
drivers drive graphic artists draw
monitors display sanity rules
modem traders trade modems
crackers crack hackers hack
texnicians typeset beautiful documents
lamers lame losers lose
winners win trainers train
rippers rip sysops chat
soldiers die this demo was released at the static bytes and prologic summit convention `91 in denmark. and now some contacts: if you wanna chat with panther about membership or something else just call 49-(0)4166-339 (ask for gunnar), also if you want to buy an intro or demo for your group. for mail-swapping write to PLK 033174 D, 2100 hamburg 90 If you want to do modemtrading just dial (or select?) 49-(0)4141-62705, its the trip to the moon box, currently it belongs to no group, but shadow is the cosysop. greetings --------------------
absence,acme,addonic adept, afl
agnostic front airwalk, alive,amaze
anarchy, andromeda animators, anthrox
apex, archaos,armada armageddon, artemis
awesome, axis beastie boys
betrayal, brainstorm brainwave
broken bones,caldron cave, chrome, coma
crusaders cryptoburners,cycron
d-tect, defcon one demons,desire,devils
dexion, digital gnus disknet, dual crew
ecstazy, elite inc. endless piracy
energy, eon, epic euphoria, exult
flash prod. uk frantic, heavy duty
hyperion, hypnosis hypnotic, illusion
independent, jetset legend, lethal
magic lords magnetic fields
majic twelve masquerade,megablast
midnightsun mindkillers, mirage
miranda, motion mythos,neutron dance
new art, next no limits,north star
palace, panic paradise, pirates
prologic pure metal coders
pussy, quake,quartex razor,reaktor,rebels
savage,scoopex,shade shadows, sharks
silents, sonic,state strangers, subway
symbiosis, sytronic targets, taxon
tension, treacl,trsi unicorn, vectra,vega
vertigo, vogue war bytes, wizzcat
zero defects special greetings to
higgins and all ex- undertakers, also
lucifer, lefty, headcrash, soeren
and charly MEMBERLIST:
-------------------- bubbler mus-swap
chaos coding cruiser graphics
cthulhu graphics diddle swapping
direct coding flosoft coding
gash swapping hawk rip-code
ice swapping jester music
kilroy gfx-swap mike d. swapping
mr. pet coding panther coding
shadow modemtrader sixteen beat music
the fog rip-swap vindicator coding
zodiac swapping now the demo restarts. sorry, we threw out the nice zoom-effect and cthulhu's pictures to gain buffer-memory. chaos,masterof un-reada- ble scrol- lers ------ enjoy your confu- sion you won`t get it anyway ------ we needed275 KBsource code to rea- lize this demo, well it was 275 KB when i lastcount-ed,but now it co-uld beup to300 KB it`s amirac- le that all fits into a 512KAmiga,sound coding gfx and pre- calcu-lated things ------ this is nofuck- ing mega- demo, this is asanitydemo ! all in one part,no lo-ading from disk or tape, but awful long de- crunch and setup times@ GABBA GABBA HEY !!! THIS IS CTHULHU, THE BRAINBLASTING GFXMASTER OF SANITY !!! UOAHRHHH !!! I WILL TELL YOU A VERY STRANGE STORY, WHICH REALLY HAPPENED TO ME SOME TIME AGO. I THINK THERE WILL BE ONLY A LITTLE NUMBER OF GUYS WHO WILL BELIEVE ME WHEN I ASK THEM TO DO THIS WITHOUT USING A HUNDRED MEGATON-KILL-O-ZAP-BOMB. BUT THIS REALLY HAPPENED:
OK: ONE DAY, WHEN I WAS WALKING AROUND LISTENING TO A NEW 'RAMONES' - CASSETTE ON MY NEW FANTASTIC SOUND-O-MATIC-WALKMAN (SONY (ROAH !)) WHEN I (WAS) MET (BY) A VERY LAME GUY WHO WAS LOOKING FOR SO CALLED 'LATEST-STUFF' : ''HEY ! - DO YOU KNOW LO..... SORRY, THE REST OF THE SCROLLY IS CENSORED (CHAOS). IT`S MUCH TO RACISTIC (I HATE THIS `YOU`RE LAME`-TALKING). HE IS ALWAYS DOING SUCH THINGS. HE WANTED TO WRITE A SCROLLY ABOUT HOW CHEAP KURDAN WOMENS ARE TODAY, WELL, WE CAN`T WRITE THAT. ANYWAY, I THINK THE PRICE WILL RISE WITH THE DECREASE OF SUPPLY... |